By David Topping

Overheard by reader Wade Vroom along Bloor Street West on the way into the Bloor & Ossington LCBO on Monday. A couple is walking arm in arm, discussing moving in together.
Girl: Do you have cutlery?
Boy: Yah.
Girl: What about plates and bowls?
Boy Yah.
Girl: What about glassware?
Boy: Yah.
Girl, after a pause: By glassware are you talking about those plastic Medieval Times glasses you have?
Boy: Maybe.
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