Streeter: Apartment Story Edition

Overheard by reader Wade Vroom along Bloor Street West on the way into the Bloor & Ossington LCBO on Monday. A couple is walking arm in arm, discussing moving in together.

Girl: Do you have cutlery?

Boy: Yah.

Girl: What about plates and bowls?

Boy Yah.

Girl: What about glassware?

Boy: Yah.

Girl, after a pause: By glassware are you talking about those plastic Medieval Times glasses you have?

Boy: Maybe.

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