By Johnnie Walker

Torontoist would like to apologize for the post we ran yesterday implying Stephen Harper’s cuts to the arts were ill-advised or that the Department of Culture was right about anything at all. We’ve seen the error of our ways and, thanks to our new favourite band Hooded Fang, have grown to understand that arts funding is for rich and beautiful people to buy the shoes to wear to and the drugs to take at parties we will never be invited to because we aren’t elite enough. Let’s go burn some books!