By Jaime Woo

Two cashiers overheard at a Loblaw in Markham talking about getting caught with someone else’s ID.
Cashier 1: I told [the bouncer] that I had lost mine, so I borrowed a friend’s. I swore I was old enough to get in though! I promised never to use it again if he gave it back to me.
Cashier 2: I can’t believe you didn’t know the name on the ID. That’s the number one thing!
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