"to the man on the ttc who sneezed on me"

fair enough, though this one is a pretty good competitor:

"Posted August 26, 2008, 6:25 PM
You were in my dreams, tinkling about like a tin pixie. I loved you, it was obvious, it was magic. But then I woke up, the sun on my face. It was 7am. My heart - and my recycling barrel - was empty. You closed the lid on it (and us), and shuffled down the street in your old lady slippers, swinging a bag full of coke cans and wine bottles, oblivious to the biggest theft of all, one the city can't prosecute you for: you stole my heart. It's a deposit I'll never reclaim."
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