Streeter: Swim for the Hills Edition

2008_08_13_Streeter.jpgOverheard at the Queen & Dovercourt Starbucks.

Woman: He was just really possessive and calling me all the time, and hanging around near my apartment. It was bordering on stalking.

Friend: Oh my God. Is he a Pisces?

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I am oblivious to this sense of humour, excuse me while I research horoscopes.

...are these supposed to be funny?

I feel like I'm reading Family Circus, minus Not Me and Ida Know.

Family Circus... I used to like those comics when I was a kid where I would follow the pointless path of that kid. Now that I look back on it, I wish that kid walked into the fireplace and died. Just my opinion though.

Meh. I think Astrology gets more credit then it's worth, but there are alot dumber things then it.

Hey, just because there are dumber things doesn't mean it isn't dumb.

Dumb?

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atomeyes99: It's an acquired taste. Things you overhear on the streets can definitely be funny.

Astrology shouldn't get any credit for anything.

Also: "a lot", "than it"... What are you, a Leo?

No reason this should be a funny feature.

I think it's mildly amusing and interesting that someone would hear the problem and the first question asked is "is he a Pisces?".
It shows how different people can be.

Jeez, I probably gave myself away as an Aquarian.

Nope, Taurus actualy. Stubborn & lazy. The details are incredibly accurate and in no way does it have anything to do with my internet addiction and enjoyment of Grunge music.

umm... who cares?

my comment was directed at the people wanting something that might be mildly funny.

This isn't. Overheard.it is!

You cared when you had a fit over Torontoist "copying" the idea.

lol @ 'a fit'.
lol @ your fit right now.

Actual item from the supposedly mildly amusing overheard.it:

Overheard -"gotta go to the chicken ranch". Its the CHICKEN BOX YOU MORON!

Advantage: Streeter.

considering overheard.it has 16130+ posts on it, I'm sure it's easy to pick out a bad one.

random page from overheard.it

- "Photoshop extension. Not like a plugin; like a hair extension."

- "isn't this a Rock Band song?" Uh, dude, they're called the Rolling Stones.

- "is there an abortion clinic over there?"

- 'that was unrealistic' 'no way, aliens are so much more realistic than the bible'

- Overheard from a 20-something in coffee shop: "R.E.M, aren't they techno?"

- Overheard yesterday at the DMV: "I have to get personalized plates because mine keep coming up stolen every time I get pulled over."

- "she'd be really pretty if she didn't have face like a hatchet"

- Cuz once you go drag, it's tough to go back.

- It's the kind of movie where you're like "this monkey is not strictly necessary" but you're wrong. The monkey is necessary, I assure you

- "they are stylish like paris hilton, have bass like jay-z, and are comfortable like sitting on the throne dropping a duece"

- everyone knows anal sex isn't just for gays anymore.

- "They library books?" (After someone asked what exactly librarians do)

(Dis)advantage: Streeter.

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