June 20, 2008
The Hippest Beaver in Town
This just in—beavers are making a comeback in the mainstream. It's not that they ever disappeared since the days of June Cleaver (at least if you still count your nickels), it's just that the fuzzy, big-toothed creature has emerged from the dam with a little bit of groove, and this time, it's still a little bit wet. This weekend, Moist Beaver Magazine is dropping its summer issue like it's hot—with a summer solistice party. And with this Saturday being the longest day of the year, it's almost a moral requirement to stay up all night in honour of our token Canadian furry friend (and a pretty good 'zine, to boot).
Moist Beaver is a local quarterly dishing the scoop on up-and-coming Toronto art and the artists behind it. The last issue featured interviews dripping with juicy gossip on VND/LSM, Kis Met, Tobias Wang and Ink Mind, and a few of Jen Mann's cartoonish portraits. The latest 60-page edition, which goes for 5 bucks at the release party, takes a close-up look at New Look, Andrew Quaglierello, Yehuda, John Lam, and Tomas Del Baso, with a fashion section on—what else?—summer street style. T-shirts, sneakers, and sunnies are glorified in the magazine, and are required attire for the launch party this Saturday at the Whippersnapper.
The humid times begin Saturday night at 8 p.m. with a 20-artist art show, and at 10:30, a live set from featured hipsters New Look (bound to play the next VICE party), Edmonton DJs DVAS, and Rynecologist, fresh off the Kanye-Rihanna-N.E.R.D.-Lupe muscle tour. This sultry, sweaty, sexy dance party's bound to keep you eager beavers moist all night.
Photo from Tancread.



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The phrase "moist beaver" makes me think of sweaty cunt.
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The phrase "sweaty cunt" makes me think of perspiring vagina.
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Women don't perspire as much as men, they rely on their cardiovascular systems to move body heat to the skin surface for dissipation.
In this case "moist" refers to the rodent's orgasm fluids, I think.