By David Topping

Overheard by reader Tammy Yiu on the southbound Spadina streetcar last Thursday morning.
Girl: So I was listening to this song last night, and all of a sudden he turns to me and is like… “I love you.”
Guy: Haha, really.
Girl: Yeah, and I’m like, “Well, yeah, you’re like my favourite older brother.” I dunno. But you know, he’s like been through a lot. His girlfriend cheated on him and got pregnant and whatever.
(Indecipherable.)
Girl: I mean, I could pretend to be his girlfriend. I mean if you had to, wouldn’t you pretend to be your sister’s boyfriend? Is it weird?
Guy: Uh, no. Especially not after what happened.
Girl: Oh yeah, true.
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