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Streeter: Insecurity Edition

By Chris Tindal

StreeterA man is questioned by a security officer at Pearson International Airport as he places his items on a conveyor belt to be scanned.
Security officer: Do you have any liquids, gels, or solids?
Passenger: No. Oh, wait. Solids. I have solids.
(The security officer is taken aback with concern, which after a moment breaks into embarrassed relief.)
Security officer: That’s OK. Solids are OK.

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  • Mark Ostler

    That’s awesome! Solids are one of my top three states of matter.

  • Gloria

    No love for/fear of gases?

  • davedave

    Heh heh. I’m gonna use that.

  • Jonathan Goldsbie

    mark0: That line is so Futurama.

  • Damon Kemp

    Sounds like something Fry would say.

  • Karen Whaley

    That is LOLtastic!

  • ambrose

    gotta love airports!