Streeter: Insecurity Edition

StreeterA man is questioned by a security officer at Pearson International Airport as he places his items on a conveyor belt to be scanned.

Security officer: Do you have any liquids, gels, or solids?

Passenger: No. Oh, wait. Solids. I have solids.

(The security officer is taken aback with concern, which after a moment breaks into embarrassed relief.)

Security officer: That's OK. Solids are OK.

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That's awesome! Solids are one of my top three states of matter.

No love for/fear of gases?

Heh heh. I'm gonna use that.

mark0: That line is so Futurama.

Sounds like something Fry would say.

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