May 26, 2008
Streeter: Insecurity Edition
A man is questioned by a security officer at Pearson International Airport as he places his items on a conveyor belt to be scanned.
Security officer: Do you have any liquids, gels, or solids?
Passenger: No. Oh, wait. Solids. I have solids.
(The security officer is taken aback with concern, which after a moment breaks into embarrassed relief.)
Security officer: That's OK. Solids are OK.
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That's awesome! Solids are one of my top three states of matter.
No love for/fear of gases?
Heh heh. I'm gonna use that.
mark0: That line is so Futurama.
Sounds like something Fry would say.
That is LOLtastic!
gotta love airports!