April 10, 2008
Bigger, Softer & Clearcut

Kleercut
WARNING!
Contains clearcut ancient forests
www.kleercut.net
When CBS Outdoor wrapped St. George station in vinyl ads promoting a certain brand of facial tissue, Greenpeace's Kleercut campaign decided to tackle the omnipresent sales pitch by generously sprinkling the premises with doses of perspective, reminding subway riders that the softness of Kimberly-Clark's products comes at the expense of unsustainably-harvested ancient forests, including the Boreal. To Kimberly-Clark, puppies may be adorable, but caribou, eagles, bears, and wolves, on the other hand, are unfortunately expendable.


Demanding virgin hardwood for greater tissue softness is pretty extravagant. It reminds me of the justification for eating veal, that "I couldn't enjoy life without it."
BEN - The boreal forest is mostly softwood, not hardwood. But yeah, it's pretty silly to use boreal lumber for nose-blowing and bum-wiping.
It felt hard to me. My mistake.
People say LOL without meaning it... but wow, I just Laughed Out Loud!
The government needs to legislate a minimum recycled content for paper. Making disposable paper towels, toilet paper and tissue paper with anything less than 100% recycled paper is unacceptable.
Recycled != Post-consumer Waste
When something factory-made says it contains x% recycled material, that just means they swept up the cuttings that fell on the floor and made another widget from it. It could still be straight from a strip mine/virgin forest/whatever.
Post-consumer means it spent a night in your blue or grey bin.
Some, maybe all, of the stickers have been removed.
I know, rek. I held off my post until most of the stickers had been taken down, because I didn't want to be the one responsible for informing CBS, Kimberly-Clark, and/or the TTC that their ads had been jammed.
Totally by coincidence, fewer than two hours after my post went up I got an email from the Greenpeace Canada mailing list: