Forget Harlequin––the results from NOW's massive love and sex survey are now out.

It's got all the usual features of the Love and Sex issue, like a front cover (at left) that'll make prudes just as mildly uncomfortable as the usual back American Apparel ad will, and tons of glorious, glorious data, this year from just under 6,000 respondents. Among the salient points from the forty questions: we are getting gayer ("sexual fluidity is on the rise"), straight guys think Jessica Alba is hot but queer women prefer Angelina Jolie, people really like public displays of affection, and at least one person in Toronto has fantasized about having sex "at the ROM underneath a dinosaur." But really, who hasn't?

You can check out the results online or (we recommend) pick up a copy of NOW up the street from wherever it is you live. The feature is consistently NOW's most interesting of the year, and this is about as close as you'll get to finding out your neighbours' business.