You know those nagging questions that pull you out of sleep at four in the a.m.? Like, how do you pronounce Roncesvalles? What does Fresh put in their vegan pancakes to make them taste better than the “real” ones? Where can you find unisex jeans, flushable cat litter, a cheap blowjob, your city councillor’s voting record, an overarching purpose in life? Is there anything north of Bloor?
Torontoist wants those questions, partly for our own private amusement, but mostly for a new weekly column called “Snappy Answers.” It goes like this: You ask us anything. No, really. Anything. We promise to read all questions. Every Saturday, we’ll arbitrarily choose one (or more, depending how smugly generous we’re feeling) and post it along with the best possible answer. If we don’t know something, we’ll look it up. Or make it up. Or make you feel dumb for asking.
Excited? We know! So don’t hesitate—send your inquiries and interrogatives to email@example.com today. Please tell us your first name––preferably your real one.
And remember, there’s no such as thing as a stupid question. Ask away!
Illustration by Marc Lostracco.