December 11, 2007
Harper Gets Told, Maple Leafs Get Bold, Queen Gets Cold Shoulder
A UN Envoy is calling Canada a climate hypocrite. Harper, in return, stomped his feet and said he was going to throw a party and only invite the people who didn't call him names.
The Queen is upset with Canada because she wasn't invited to Quebec City's 400th birthday bash. The Queen then stuck her tongue out at Harper, and he told her to blame the UN.
The OPP spent money meant for the sex offender registry "elsewhere." We're not sure what exactly they spent the money on, but we'll bet it was on a huge party.
The Maple Leafs slaughtered the Lightning. Hell, if they keep this up, we'll throw a party. PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF WHATEVER YOU BELIEVE IN, KEEP WINNING!
Thought for the day: Wouldn't it be neat if they put Robert Pickton, Conrad Black, and Michael Vick in the same cell? Now that would be a party.
Photo by asylem from the Torontoist Flickr Pool.
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Methinks Pickton, Black and Vick as cellmates would also make for the ultimate season of Surreal Life.
I wonder who would become the bitch? My money's on Vick.
OPP spent money meant for the sex offender registry "elsewhere." We're not sure what exactly they spent the money on, but we'll bet it was on a huge party.
My guess is that the party took place in Julian Fantino's new chopper...
The fact that you used the back of Tucker's helmet for a header picture, along with your encouragement of the Leafs' winning ways, makes me never want to read Torontoist ever, ever again.
Sincerely,
DarcyHater4Life
Toronto, ON
I wasn't invited to Quebec City either.
sniff...
I really doubt England's Queen gave a damn either way. Canada's lame monarchists cared, but then again, who cares about them?