October 30, 2007
Vintage Toronto Ads: Satanic Slacks?



With Halloween almost upon us, the mind turns to the dark side. Though today's ad seems innocent enough on the surface, its evil intentions are evident from its most prominently displayed sale price. While humans usually sell their soul to demons for wealth, power or self-sacrifice, all your eternal fate will earn you at Towers is a pair of cheap polyester pants.
Halloween items were likely among the products on sale when Towers opened their Galleria location in the fall of 1972. The mall site was previously home to the Dominion Radiator Company. An essay on the industrial life of Dupont Street referred to the heating manufacturer's replacement as "soulless," so perhaps devilish dealings were afoot beyond these pants.
Towers was one of Canada's earliest discount department store chains. After being purchased by Oshawa Group in 1967, several locations included or were built next to their grocery (Food City) and drug (Kent) stores. The chain had 51 stores across Ontario, the Maritimes and Quebec (as Bonimart) by the time it was sold to the Hudson's Bay Company in 1990. Within a few months most locations, including the Galleria, were converted to Zellers stores.
Other than the price, the main eye-catching element is the artwork. The legs are so spindly that the "B" model snapped in two after attempting to stand straight.
Source: The Toronto Star, October 2, 1972


Not just spindly - those girls have absolutely no junk in the trunk! Dark days, those early 70s.
I think there was a Towers near where I grew up in Scarborough. Or maybe it was a Woolworths.
I love the idea that there was a (modern) time you could advertise things with drawings of them.
I remember applying for an advertising firm in the late '80s that had Towers as their client. Being a very young journalism grad, I didn't know any better with these a-holes. They kept hounding me to come up with a "mock" advertising campain as part of my interview process, which I did -- I never got the job, but they stole my idea. I still remember the name of the jackoff who interviewed me: Hamish Gordon.
Screw Towers! I'm glad they're gone.