His Name is Pee-Pee. That's the Least of His Problems.

We have a new hero. And it's whoever wrote this craigslist post. See, this person found a lost wallet belonging to one Simon "Pee-Pee" Harris (this name is apparently a convoluted code, which we don't understand—and if you do, that means you're probably Pee-Pee, and our readership is broader than we ever imagined).

Anyway, the wallet-finder wasn't exactly thrilled with the evidence of Pee-Pee's sketchy professional life and questionable extracurricular activities. But it wasn't the weed smoking or sexual promiscuity that bugged our friend. The thing is that Pee-Pee appears to be a card-carrying White Supremacist. Literally. He actually has a card. (Worse, he's a member of the Conservative Party!) Pee-Pee's not too fond of non-whites and gays, so wouldn't it be just his luck that the person who finds his wallet is a major queer who plans on throwing a "super party" in his honour, complete with "music, games, fags, dykes, people of indeterminate-at-a-glance gender, blacks, asians, [and] indians (both kinds!)"

We're not particularly interested in meeting Pee-Pee (he's a Conservative, hello!), but this party sounds sort of awesome. So, Posting ID #444914964, give us a call, and we'll be there. With bells on.

Photo by Daquella manera from Flickr.