October 12, 2007
His Name is Pee-Pee. That's the Least of His Problems.
We have a new hero. And it's whoever wrote this craigslist post. See, this person found a lost wallet belonging to one Simon "Pee-Pee" Harris (this name is apparently a convoluted code, which we don't understand—and if you do, that means you're probably Pee-Pee, and our readership is broader than we ever imagined).
Anyway, the wallet-finder wasn't exactly thrilled with the evidence of Pee-Pee's sketchy professional life and questionable extracurricular activities. But it wasn't the weed smoking or sexual promiscuity that bugged our friend. The thing is that Pee-Pee appears to be a card-carrying White Supremacist. Literally. He actually has a card. (Worse, he's a member of the Conservative Party!) Pee-Pee's not too fond of non-whites and gays, so wouldn't it be just his luck that the person who finds his wallet is a major queer who plans on throwing a "super party" in his honour, complete with "music, games, fags, dykes, people of indeterminate-at-a-glance gender, blacks, asians, [and] indians (both kinds!)"
We're not particularly interested in meeting Pee-Pee (he's a Conservative, hello!), but this party sounds sort of awesome. So, Posting ID #444914964, give us a call, and we'll be there. With bells on.
Photo by Daquella manera from Flickr.
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pardo's amazing. on her game again, as usual! what what
lol
this is amazing
...Sloppy Ho's?
The metro card in the wallet shows that they've either been to, or are from the Washington DC area.
I don't think that's a picture of the actual found wallet. It's a wallet, but not the wallet.
I want to attend that party as well. I can thank the guy for his support of the his parties.
God too many Stella's. I meant "for the parties that he supports".
Amazing. If you end up getting an invite, be sure to let me know.
I'm there for a rousing chorus of "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow" and then a big group hug.
He has a metro card from Washington, DC. Perhaps he has an agenda.