Two girls are waiting for the light at King and Niagara. One girl is teaching the other girl about pap smears.
Girl 1: And that's when they put the spatula inside of you!
Girl 2: I thought it was called a speculum?
Girl 1: Right...well it feels like a spatula.

Newsstand: November 9, 2009
At least it doesn't feel like the Mantle Retractor.
"There's nothing the matter with the instrument. It's the body. The woman's body is all wrong!"
Only a Canadian mind could concoct such a thing.
An unappreciated film.