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Streeter: Annexed Edition
Last Wednesday night at midnight, outside of Lee’s Palace. A wild-haired and creepy old man yells across the street at a group of well-dressed young girls. They’re doing their best to ignore him.
Old Man: Hey ladies!
He whistles, loudly.
Hey ladies!
He whistles again.
Party’s over here!
He whistles again.
Over here, girls!
He whistles one more time, then pauses.
Hey!
A long, long pause.
STOP HUGGING!





