By David Topping

In the nosebleeds at a Jays game on Friday night. Curtis Thigpen is at bat.
Bored Guy: If you re-arrange the letters in “Thigpen,” you get “Hip Gent.”
Bored Girl: …Or Thin Peg!
Bored Guy: Or…Penthig.
(The mother sitting in front of Bored Guy and Girl leans back in her seat.)
Mother, whispering to her sons: You know, if the people behind us had a life, they would not be making fun of that guy’s name.