By David Topping

Overhead just north of Queen Street East, after The National’s show on Tuesday night. A very drunk woman and her two male companions are walking into the parking lot.
Woman: I’ll drive, I’ll drive! I’m a good drunk driver!
Guy #2, briefly considering her demand: You mean, like, relative to regular driving? Or relative to drunk driving?
Woman, hesitating: No…Yeah! I’m good at both kinds.
Guy #1: Yeah, I think I’ll just drive.