Streeter: Probably Not All That Funny Edition

Overhead just north of Queen Street East, after The National's show on Tuesday night. A very drunk woman and her two male companions are walking into the parking lot.

Woman: I'll drive, I'll drive! I'm a good drunk driver!

Guy #2, briefly considering her demand: You mean, like, relative to regular driving? Or relative to drunk driving?

Woman, hesitating: No...Yeah! I'm good at both kinds.

Guy #1: Yeah, I think I'll just drive.

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