By Karen Whaley

Young gangsters from the suburbs! Skanked-out girls in miniskirts! Drunk and angry frat guys! Beware! Toronto has assigned 18 officers to a “rapid deployment team” that will protect the entertainment district from violent crime as part of the Toronto Anti-Violence Intervention Strategy (TAVIS). TAVIS received $5 million this morning to increase officer presence in the area and prevent gun violence.
Conservatives to GO bosses: if we were in power, we’d fire your asses for train delays.
Klara Solodar runs an illegal daycare in Vaughan where children play next to an unfenced pool. When Star reporters showed up at her home for an interview, she bit one of them. Seriously!
The Sopranos aired its series finale last night and every major newspaper is all like, “Oooh, I can’t tell you what happened, you’ll have to see it for yourself!”
It’s Saturday night in Dodger Stadium: the Dodgers are playing the Blue Jays, and about 100 Canadians from a social group called Canadians Abroad show up to support their countrymen. One brings a Canadian flag to wave in the stands and security sends down 3 or 4 LAPD to stop him. A small riot ensues. Mr. Raditch from Degrassi High was one of the expatriates present and comments, “It was totally insane. I could not believe what I was seeing. Over a flag!” However, the Dodgers’ stadium operations manager Lon Rosenberg argues that flags of any kind are banned in the facility.
Photo by AtillaSoylu in the Torontoist Flickr Pool.