By Karen Whaley

Meteorologists predict that this summer will be a scorcher, with temperatures in the 30-degree range for most of August. Don’t worry, it won’t be as hot as the summer of 2005. And sadly, it won’t be as groovy as the summer of 1967.
Toronto Police have made an arrest in the case of the Parkdale “neck licker.” There are dozens of gunmen on the loose, but at least we got that pesky neck licker, eh boys?
Toronto mourns the death of Glen Davis, the wildlife philanthropist who was shot in a parking garage on Friday.
Hey kids! Don’t shoot your friends with fireworks! This message has been brought to you by the Foundation for Not Acting Like Some Jackass Teenager.
Brody Giambrone (brother of Councillor Adam) is launching his book Primed, a guide to living as female-to-male transgendered, at the Gladstone this evening.
90% of Canadians trust the national postal service. Maybe that is because we send everything important by e-mail or courier. If Canada Post loses a couple of your Christmas cards, are you really going to get indignant?
Leah McLaren confesses to being an e-mailaholic. Because we all want to hear another one of her lame rants about mundane daily activities in the tone of Carrie Bradshaw. Yawwwwn.
Photo courtesy of Flickr-man! in the Torontoist Flickr Pool.