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No Cranes For You, Somebody Wins American Idol, and FC Ties Big Important European Soccer Team

Thousands of crane and heavy equipment operators go on strike. So if you needed to lift something really heavy, well, you should have done that last week.
Jordin Sparks wins American Idol. Now she will go on to have a career as brilliantly successful as Ruben Studdard, Fantasia Barrino, and that crazy dude with the prematurely white hair from last season who rips off Joe Cocker’s shtick. And in ten months’ time, Fox will start the whole shebang once again and we will all be vaguely interested for reasons we can’t quite explain once again. It’s the circle of life, people!
David Miller initiates painfully cautious pilot program to convert city’s automotive fleet to plug-in hybrids. Just for purposes of comparison, New York City is both planning a downtown congestion charge and a full conversion of its taxi fleet within five years. So once again, Toronto’s municipal leadership prefers that we be a pale imitation of New York City.
City contractor accidentally makes speedbump near Rouge Beach Park too high; it scrapes the bottom of cars. What the article doesn’t tell you is that this is on purpose and is secretly part of David Miller’s environmental plan to convince people to stop driving. (Nobody said it was a good plan.)
And Toronto FC managed a draw in a friendly game against top-tier Portuguese club Benfica.
Image by Chris Jackson from Torontoist’s Flickr group.





