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One week and one-hundred-and-sixty-seven entries later, our Justin Timberlake contest has mercifully ended. Congratulations to our winners, Michelle Hollywell and Sonya Barnett! They'll each get a pair of tickets to Timberlake's August 20 concert at the ACC.
In addition to providing a name and e-mail address, we asked submitters to rename Timberlake's "Dick in a Box" SNL skit to any combination of Body Part (in a) Noun. While we got a lot of great entries to our challenge (most, unsurprisingly, involving genitals), some stood out above others. Here are our favourite submissions. Non sequiturs and offensiveness clearly win us over easily, and to these entrants we extend an honourable mention—and to our readers we extend our apologies in advance for any offense taken.
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Frenulum in a Kitten - Kate Dickson Uterus in a Drawer - Sarah Varley Spleen in Another Spleen - Patrick Wilkins Hand in an Alligator - Roxanne Ignatius |
Head in a Lion - Gilles Losier Womb in a Dumpster - Jenny Sampirisi Arm in a Rottweiler - Chrid McGregor Cankle in a Mailbox - Tim Singleton |
Toe in a Cat - Arianne Beauchamp Arm in a House - Mr Toronto (yes, that Mr. Toronto) Gullet in a Stranglehold - Heather Timm Placenta in a Bag - Adam Mohammed |
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You have no idea how much I hate to say this...I don't like his music..but his stint on SNL, I gotta give it to him, he was funny, and he looked as though he really worked hard at the sketch's as opposed to staring blankly at the teleprompter.
The kid was funny. "Dick in A Box"...and the "Hip Hop Kids", the Target Store and the crying game sketches were funny. Like I said, I don't like his music, but I was impressed.
What were Michelle and Sonya's entries?
Mine was Boobs in a Bath... I can't believe I won, I rarely win anything. I'm going to take my sister though, she really likes him.