It's 1:42 a.m. You're finally finished replying to e-mails.You settle down to continue that novel that you've been writing for, what, six, seven years now? But now you have a headache. The faucet is dripping and you can't concentrate. You eye the "To File" pile of papers on your desk and figure it wont hurt to make the stack smaller. By the time you're finished, it's pushing 3 a.m. and you didn't write a single line. Exhausted and irritated, you trudge to your room and tumble into bed next to your snoring partner, who can't fathom why you try writing in the wee hours of the morning.
Sound vaguely familiar? The Toronto Writers' Centre can make it all go away.
Founded by former lawyer Mitch Kowalski, the TWC opened in May 2006 to give serious writers the ideal environment to get creative. Forget about the romantic notion of scribbling (or typing) furiously at a tiny table in a café, playing something from the Garden State soundtrack. The quiet writing room at the TWC resembles a professional office space: 28 ergonomic cubicles, each equipped with a decent sized work surface, adjustable office chair, a lamp, an electrical outlet, and wireless internet throughout the room. There is no clutter or distractions. Cell phones can't even be set to "vibrate," and personal music players are permitted only if no one but the listener can hear the tunes. There's no opportunity to sort or even create a To File pile.
There's also a small kitchen (think high school staff room) stocked with the typical beverages. The lounge is more than a place to take a break and flip through copies of The Walrus, the Toronto Star, or Maclean's, or to browse the small collection of works published by TWC members. It's the hub for workshops, readings, and discussions open to the public, such as when Vincent Lam read from his book Bloodletting and Miraculous Cures last May. The Centre also offers an editor/mentorship programme, one-on-one writing coaching by Jenna Kalinsky, and e-classes.
Kowalski says the TWC is for all kinds of writers who “don’t have the convenience of a home away from home.” Home is where you eat and do chores while the TWC is where you write. Members claim to be more productive at the Centre, he says. Many treat writing as a Monday to Friday, nine-to-five job, although there are the occasional night owls. Kalinsky says that being around other writers -- especially when you can hear them typing away -- motivates her to write as well. It’s also cool to meet people with the same aspirations as yourself.
The TWC currently has 40 members, and Kowalski estimates it can accommodate up to about 150 members. Full membership includes access to the facilities 24/7, rental lockers, and event discounts, at $175 month.
Despite the benefits, there may not be much use in joining the TWC for most writers. Some people write at three in the morning anyway, regardless of distractions, and if you really need the self discipline to resist interrupting yourself by folding laundry, a public library may be all you require. Even though it's much less expensive than renting an office, that membership fee isn’t exactly affordable for people on a tight budget. But if you need serious peace and quiet and a writing atmosphere, and you happen to have a spare few hundred, the TWC is a decent place to pen your poetry contest submission.

Elsewhere in the Ist-a-Verse
Having to pack up my stuff and go somewhere to write would keep me from writing in ways that even television hasn't achieved. And at >$100 forget about it.
what an outrageous scam. writers, at least the overwhelming majority of the ones I know, don't have $175 extra kicking around for the pleasure of a devoted cubicle and the company of a bunch of mediocre writers who were silly enough to pay for something - space - that any local cafe offers for free.
And the thought of a cubicle inspiring work? Somebody with an executive MBA came up with this one, surely.
My only quibble with criticisms of this place: people have mentioned cafes as alternative writing spaces, and I used to use cafes very, very frequently back home in Thunder Bay. But. Down here in Toronto, and St. Catharines before this, I can't seem to find a single decent cafe that's open past 8 PM. Southern Ontario as a whole seems to be opposed to coffee shops (read: not bars) that stay open until midnight or so. Random sampling of most coffee houses cruised in my year in Toronto seem to show a preponderance of shops open only to cater to the workaday business crowd (9-5, maybe 6 if you're lucky).
Good ole Thunder Bay may not have had much, but did have four Seattle Coffee Houses, a couple Starbucks', a Second Cup or two, not to mention at least half a dozen indie places, all open until 11 at least, every day of the week. All in a town of 100,000, if you're feeling charitable with waning census numbers.
Can anyone help a brotha out in recommending a time-eating coffee house, open past typical business hours? Home base is Parkdale, but access to an automobile means anything within a reasonable drive will be considered.
(As for the 'writer's space' -- cubicles? Seriously? This is supposed to be a conducive getaway? And $175? If I had $175 to throw around, I wouldn't be calling myself a writer...)
Liam, I know it's a little far, but I'd suggest Dooney's Cafe in the Annex. They make a mean cup of coffee, and they're always open late.
I do a LOT of work at The Beaver. So much so, I should probably give them a shout out in my acknowledgements.
It's on the North Side of Queen, between Gladstone and Northcote, mere metres from Parkdale.
oh, I should have added the Beaver is open from about 9am to 2am. It gets noisy around 10pm or so.
More Annex:
Future Bakery & Cafe is open 24 hours isn't it?
Kilgour's Bar Meets Grill is open to 2am (it's a bar, but there are couches).
Clinton's can get really noisy, but on nights when there isn't a band I've seen laptops open on the tables in the second room - open to 2:30.
The Golden Wheat at College and Montrose is pretty accomodating with the laptop set and they're open until midnight. Same with the bakery Nova-Terra. Bonus: both places make a mean toasta mista!
Tequila Bookworm is also a great place to get some writing and/or reading done if you feel too pretentious at Starbucks.