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We know you've probably already heard, but you'll be hearing about it for the next five months anyways, so get used to it.
Brit and Kev are Splitsville, population: dumped.
It seems that Kevin got the news via Blackberry on Monday night while filming a segment with MuchMusic, who were kind enough to edit the footage and have it YouTube-ed before you even finished your daily breakfast taco. Good morning!
Can anyone tell what restaurant they're at so the Hippo Bus company can include it on their city tour?
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Those are the ugliest onscreen graphics. That black bar at the top right of the frame looks like a mistake.
You kids today and your Blackberry breakups...this is how I imagine the message:
OMG, im breakng up with y'all lol!!!!1! Ya srsly! plz dont call kthx
That's what I call "Snap!"
According to MuchMusic's graphics, Marc, Britney and K-Fed actually broke up in 1996.
ruth's chris steak house
Dumped via Blackberry!
How now, bitch! How now!
No, but seriously, this is a great day. Britney's now available for me.
(If my girlfriend is reading this, I'm just kidding, seriously.)
"Ruth's Chris" is the stupidest brand name. Who was the idiot who decided on that, and didn't anyone say it out loud? I realize that it was a merger of Ruth's Restaurant and the Chris Steakhouse, but even "Ruth Chris" would be fine. Ruth's Chris. Jeez.
Ohhhhhhh.... I've always wondered where that horrible name came from, and if I was missing something. Sometimes I think of it as "Ruth Chris's Steak House," and other times I wonder what the hell a "Chris steak" is. Seriously, for a while I thought it might have been an expensive cut of or way of preparing steak.
I think there actually is a "Chris steak" method of preparation: I heard that their steaks come out on a sizzling plate with butter. Maybe that's a lie, but fuck if that doesn't ever sound gross/delicious.
Delice-a-gross. Grosslicious.