By Kevin Bracken

Here on Torontoist, we try not to post inane links okay, who are we kidding? There is a hilarious piece of the read/write web out there called Uncyclopedia, a parody of Wikipedia.
Even greater is the Toronto entry, which starts:

Toronto is (as everyone knows) the centre of time, space and the universe in general – a car accident in Toronto will inevitably cause a rift in the spacetime continuum. The greatest city known to man. Atlantis was but a pale imitation to the wonders of Toronto; Lake Ontario is saturated with the tears of those that, beholding the city’s glory, broke down knowing that their place of origin will never match Toronto.

We thought this seemed particularly fitting in the context of tomorrow’s book launch, the latest addition the Planet Toronto galaxy.