A PA, George? So 1997...

Hey there George Stroupo... George Stoppogrop... George Stroumboulopoulos (lordy, there's a candidate for taking your partner's name in marriage), in shocking us with your return to the Ceeb, you also proudly imply that you took out your nose ring and forced the damn thing through your... uh... Little George. What, The L.A. producers didn't think you were edgy enough? We here at Torontoist feel that getting your body modification was most likely paid for by the Canadian public by funds shunted though the CBC. You can keep Torontoist's share of the money if you promise to never, ever make that "Imma bad widdle boy" face again.

Image of Prince Albert courtesy of the BBC. Pun intended.