Well, not even a week until the Film Festival is left, and frankly, Torontoist is ever so slightly… No, scratch that, we’re utterly crapping our pants over the enormity of trying to cover the world’s largest film festival. We’re only little!
Both Eye and Now have already started their festival buzz machines, um, buzzing – Now have taken the choice of starting their capsule review stuffed film fest preview a week in advance (we guess to get the jump on everyone else) which does make us wonder if they’re just going to repeat themselves next Thursday. Eye haven’t gone as far, though, with one long glowing piece on the deeply Toronto (or to be specific, deeply Parkdale) Monkey Warfare, and a piece on the other Canadian contenders. We’ll have our own things to say about Monkey Warfare in our festival preview, but we do have one thing to say to Eye about its main feature - please, Eye. Stop doing these features that are interviews but inexplicably have a star rating out of five at the top. They don’t make any sense as reviews, as good as they are as interviews.
Of course, there are films released this week which aren’t anything to do with TIFF, and we have to gasp in amazement at the flowing hyperbole Now’s Andrew Dowler chucks at Crank, the latest film to star Jason Statham as a big burly action hero who punches people, drives cars fast and looks angry – But this time he has to, as he’s got to ensure he’s all pumped up on adrenaline or he’ll DIE. “This is flat out the greatest hard action movie since Die Hard … Crank wastes not a frame … a near-perfect premise” are only some of the praise flung with a wild, adrenaline fuelled abandon, our favourite probably the head scratching “a visual style that correlates closely with Hunter S. Thompson's Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas.”
There’s also The Quiet, a thriller starring Camilla Belle and Elisha Cuthbert that is thankfully given a kicking by John Harkness to balance out the world. “Every actor seems to be heavily sedated and then sunk in a pool of viscous fluid that the director then bathed in blue light” he quips. Should John ever be allowed to see a film he likes, lest we lose his sardonic wit?
This week there’s still a few other festivals chancing their arm before the behemoth hits – The Ashkenaz Festival, a celebration of Yiddish culture at the Harbourfront Centre (235 Queens Quay W.) And the Rebelfest International Film Festival starts on Wednesday the 6th and runs until the 10th at the Innis Town Hall, 2 Sussex.

Newsstand: November 23, 2009
Hey Matthew:
As an Eye guy, I'm not sure why you have so much trouble understanding the concept of a review/interview. It's a critical essay about the film that draws upon interviews with those involved in making the film.
For those (like Matthew) who think the post linked to doesn't "make any sense as a review," I've cut and pasted a no-interview version of the story here:
There are 261 features set to play the Toronto International Film Festival, but just how many of them will actually star Toronto? Oh, sure, there'll be a few in which our easily made-over metropolis plays Chicago, Detroit or maybe even Kuala Lumpur. But only one dares expose the grubbiest patch of our civic underbelly, revealing the desperate lives and revolutionary actions going down on downtown's western frontier. Indeed, Reg Harkema's Monkey Warfare -- a radical-minded comedy that makes its world premiere at the festival Sept. 10 -- comes straight outta Parkdale.
[Don] McKellar and Tracy Wright play Dan and Linda, two embittered bohemians living in a west-end house filled with evidence of their chosen vocation: selling off finds from local garage sales and junk piles to online collectors. After their dope dealer is arrested, Susan (Litz) becomes their new source for BC bud. Though she seems cool enough, Susan's deepening attachment to the couple -- and to Dan's Baader-Meinhof books, Fugs records and other holy relics of radicalism -- inspires incendiary ambitions. Bike-riding, balaclava-clad Bolsheviks are soon making the whole city unsafe for SUVs.
Acerbically funny, yet imbued with surprising emotional heft, Monkey Warfare comes equipped with some Godard-tested tactics (jump cuts, onscreen text, agitprop slogans) and a mighty cool soundtrack (see sidebar). It also offers the rare chance to see some quintessentially Torontonian settings on screen.
Made on a microscopic budget that included $30,000 from Harkema's credit line at the CIBC, Monkey Warfare celebrates and ridicules with savvy the ideals Dan and Laura have abandoned, and which Susan is all too happy to reclaim. McKellar and Wright are terrific as a couple who languish in a haze of guilt and pot smoke until Susan up-ends their existence. Litz's sly performance makes good on the promise displayed in films like Evelyn: The Cutest Evil Dead Girl, the Brad Peyton short that inspired Harkema to cast her.
[A]s absurd as their activities may seem, the characters are played without a trace of cheek or condescension.
More serious than it may look, Monkey Warfare returns repeatedly to questions about how one is supposed to go about changing the world and whether violent acts are ever justified. While Litz doesn't necessarily agree with Susan's methods, she connects with her nobler instincts.
Meanwhile, the director [has] pulled off his own act of cinematic subterfuge, complete with a potentially irresponsible but hilariously fitting post-credits sequence intended for audience members who want to take the movie's ideas to the street, though preferably not Queen West.
See, Matt? It isn't just an interview with a star rating. For those able to read, there's whole review there.
Hello Edward,
I'm a fan of Eye. Terrifically so, actually, but I try not to play favorites when I link to things on Torontoist. I try to be impartial, and critical, on the weeklies and their style if I think it's worth mentioning.
I don't consider it out of hand to dislike the "critical essay" style. To be completely honest, I don't consider what you've just collated to be successful as a review, even on its own terms - I particularly don't notice a meaningful conclusion there, nor any actual critical points - this was a four star film, so it clearly wasn't perfect. It's nice that you've put that together though. The basic fact is, that these articles offer less to me than if they were separated - how am I supposed to trust the criticism when it's woven around an interview? Film interviews are almost always positive. I doubt I could name any (other than perhaps the famous Ebert/Gallo collision) in which any of the film in question is discussed in negative terms. My argument is thus – weaving these together makes the criticism difficult to trust.
Which is odd, I must say, as the film criticism at Eye is beyond compare, from the features that don’t involve an review component through the long form reviews, even to the capsule reviews, which are succinct, conclusive, and trustworthy.
Mathew
Hello again Mathew:
Sorry for misspelling your name in my first post. I tossed it off fairly hastily.
And I'm glad you're a fan, but I'm also glad you feel that what we're doing is worth being critical of. I welcome your comments, but I hoped to point out where and why I think you may be wrong.
Here's a brief look behind the scenes at Eye: we would never bother to do a feature story about a film that we didn't like (the rule is generally three stars or higher). So after Jason or Adam or Kieran or (less frequently) someone else has seen a film, if they're really jazzed about it they call and say, "let's make it a cover story" or "let's make it a feature." And if we all agree that that is a good idea, we go ahead and arrange interviews and photography and all the other things that go into a feature story. Those are the ones that you see in the review/interview format.
Sometimes we don't get to see a movie until the last minute before it comes out, but we expect it to be good or interesting or otherwise feature-worthy, so we just do a striaght-ahead preview/interview and run the review in the following issue. Sometimes when we do that the movie turns out to suck. Then we feel stupid.
See, generally we don't want to waste our space providing a big feel-good preview to a movie that we don't believe in (some other weekly blew Kevin Smith in a preview of Clerks II -- I hope they feel appropriately ashamed) because then we are basically encouraging our readers to go out and waste their time and money. And we don't like to do that.
All of which is a long-winded way to try to address your fair-enough concern over whether reviews get compromised ethically when we've got a good interview. They don't because the interviews almost always happen after we've decided we like the movie.
As to your specific criticisms about the review I hastily edited above by simply cutting out the quotes: I could quibble (No crtical points? How about these: "Acerbically funny, yet imbued with surprising emotional heft," "a mighty cool soundtrack" "McKellar and Wright are terrific" "Litz's sly performance makes good on the promise...") but I'm not going to try to convince you that you like something you don't.
I think we all (at Eye) just think it's a silly waste of space (having to do two intros and conclusions, and then also probably two summaries of the plot, plus all the display copy) to run the review as separate from the preview in the same issue (since generally we're going to do all the press immediately before the film is released, they would always run in the same issue). With limited space available in any given issue, it seems weird to run two different stories on the same film, especially when -- since we're not going to do a little puff feature on a film we think sucks -- both of them will be leading to the same "see this film" conclusion.
Do you find yourself wondering the same thing when you read, say, John Baber's City Hall column in the Globe and say, "what's all this original reporting doing in an opinion column. How can this function as an opinion column when he's busy compromising his objectivity with all these quotes from the people he's pronouncing on. Why doesn't the Globe separate the opinion from the interviews?"?
But of course film and politics are different beasts.
In any event, I'll pass your dislike for the format along to Kieran (our film editor). But I hope I've at least shed some light on our rationale, even if I haven't convinced you.
And here's a little advice on film festival coverage: take some speed.
Edward
Hello Edward,
Thanks! Your response (to my response) is dense and I'd like to discuss it further, perhaps. If you can, is there any chance you can send me an e-mail? You should be able to find it on my website. I'm not a fan of holding discussions in comments threads, and this is a rather good one.
Mathew