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Zombies Love Kitties, And Not Eating Them Too
Who knew that the Toronto Cat Rescue had control over its very own undead horde, we thought that kind of thing was the domain of political parties? Well, they do and tomorrow their zombies are taking the streets to raise money to find adorable cats good homes.
The dead will be roaming Queen Street West tomorrow around 5:00 pm so if you’re partial to your brain we suggest staying away from that neighbourhood. If you have to be in the neighbourhood remember blunt objects work best against zombies.





