A suspicious package closed off the Yonge and Dundas area this afternoon. A construction worker found a suspicious package with a note and called in emergency workers who then found no explosives. The package was found to contain pants. No word on size, cut, or colour.

Newsstand: November 23, 2009
Weird; normally jeans hide people's suspicious packages, not the other way around.
Zing!!?
Funny... I wonder what the note said.