Don't Just Sit There, Green Something.

Alright you crazy kids, who went and beautified the useless bench? Guerilla Gardeners? Xoro and friends? C'mon, fess up. Do you think Toronto's street furniture is here for our enjoyment? Have you no concern for the investment of advertising dollars? Do you think we can all afford to just stop and smell the roses? Don't you know that if you make the corner a pleasant focal point, people might loiter there? We can't have people lingering with their coffees and their dogs or *sneeze* sleeping under the stars. That's enough. Move along.