By Ron Nurwisah, Boy Reporter

Move over Trevor Coleman your claim on the maritime themed music scene is being challenged by none other than Santa Cruz organizer/DJ/ Tyler Clark Burke.
Sure, Coleman, our carrot-topped, bespectacled booker can lay claim to possibly the only bar in Toronto that has faux-portholes (if there are any others do let us know!). Sadly, the Boat remains very landlocked and also happens to be up a set of stairs, not a very nautical location if you ask Torontoist.
Thankfully we have people like Tyler Clark Burke who will be hosting a very special Santa Cruz (Cruise?) tomorrow 9pm, $10 at Captain John’s Seafood Ship (1 Queens Quay West, foot of Yonge). We’ve heard terrible terrible things about the food here so we’re glad that the kitchen will be mercifully closed. Also this ship will not be leaving port so don’t worry about arriving late. Seasickness also shouldn’t be a problem unless you hit the topside bar a little too hard.
The evening will also feature art by a gaggle of artists that Torontoist really likes such as Sandy Plotnikoff, Margaux Williamson and Seth Scriver. Also fire torches (weather permitting) and the cute pins displayed above (rain or shine).