By Alison

-Misuse of the phrase “begging the question” doesn’t rankle us quite as much as, say, “irregardless”, but that’s not saying much because that shit pisses us off something fierce. Anyway, this clarification does our heart good, and makes us think fondly back on grade 12 philosophy, where we learned all about logical fallacies (hi, Mr. Wilson!).
-Stephanie Chapu becomes the first Canadian to sign up for post-mortem plastination and explains why to the Star.
-Drew explains the importance of good posture.
-No one can explain Fergie’s boots.
-Strongbad explains what he was like in high school. We’re just glad he’s back from his December hiatus, and that the Chapman brothers weren’t hit by a meteor, as previously feared.
-Adorable needs no explanation.