Freaky Friday Links: Hope you don't trade bodies with your mom today

-We love a good bitch-session about The Da Vinci Code.

-Hurting for things to do with all the ground meat that's crowding up your freezer? Not anymore, you're not. Personally, we're a little terrified of whatever that blob is on top of the asparagus, but those waffle fries are looking pretty good right now... (via Slashfood)

-We feel bad about that pirate link from yesterday falling through, so here's a guy who really wants to be a pirate, and not a metaphorical protest pirate either. (via Metafilter)

-We know we said we never wanted to hear James Frey's name again, but his nonsense did inspire this nifty article about historical literary hoaxes. (via Bookninja)