By Joshua Errett

It takes a sharp tongue to ride the streetcar these days, especially when it’s the worst snow storm of the year. Here’s last night’s exchange between two funny guys and a know-it-all girl:
FunnyGuy 1: It’s not that cold!
FunnyGuy 2: Ya it is…It’s so cold!
FunnyGuy 1: Oh come on! It’s plus 10 out there.
FunnyGuy 2: No no. You read that wrong; it’s MINUS 10! (emphasis his)
Know-it-all Girl: Actually it’s minus 21, with wind chill.
FunnyGuy 2: You see? The wind chill!
FunnyGuy 1: No no. It’s not the wind chill…it’s the HUMIDITY!
(Entire streetcar erupts in laughter)