By Alison

We had such a good time at the Royal Winter Fair that you get not one, but TWO Streeters this morning.
1. The man selling the yummiest goat cheese ever to his colleague: One time I woke up in Saskatoon – no idea how I got there. I just woke up and there were goldfish on my pillow.
2. Smug child watching the horse jumping competition: I bet she gives steroids to her horse.