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Dose Behind Spray-Paint Scandal
A former editor at the National Post once made the argument that society should stop funding public libraries because it impedes the retail sale of books. Some years later, that right-of-right attitude has trickled down to the Post’s impressionable little sister, Dose. For their recent publicity event, Dose sponsored promoters to spray-paint the word “TABLOID” all over the city, including on the side of public libraries! Small business owners were also vandalized, as well as private residences and at least one navy blue wall (pictured).
For around a week, it was unclear what the TABLOID tags were supposed to signify, or who was calling the shots on this was ‘let’s deface public property’ operation. As it turned out, the vandalism was promotion for an inconsequential CanWest/Dose event – a “hip” looking glam-rock DJ night on October 26 at the Social. And five days after the event, the grafitti remains.
Aside from the use of a few pejorative adjectives, all of the above is fairly factual. So now, enter the editorial: Dose is a criminal organization. Since it only hires “young, enthusiastic” employees, and that the spray-painting was widespread along predominantly youth-inhabited areas, it would be hard to believe nobody at the daily knew this grafittiing was taking place. Thus, as Dose was funding, and should’ve been well aware of, this heinous activity, the paper is responsible for damages.
This line of thought mirrors the argument that Jean Chretien is responsible for the misuse of public funds in the sponsorship scandal. The Prime Minister supposedly oversaw all government monies spent, just as Dose has a department to look over all promotional monies spent. As TABLOID was a Dose-sponsored event, with promotional money coming from the paper, we must hold Dose responsible for defacing our public institutions and local businesses in similar fashion. Just as the Liberal Party is paying back misused funds from AdScam, Dose should be forced to re-emburse the city and the businesses affected. Dose of its own medicine? Dose that make sense? Or Dose anyone care? Ujjal Dose-anjh? Dose-actly.





