By Joshua Errett

Each of these exclamations could be questions due to their outright absurdity, don’t you think?
- The brand new Villiage People line-up!
- The brand new Sandy Cohen album! He was on Canada AM this morning…Question mark.
- Korean-town karaoke vs. Dictionary-Karaoke!
- David Lynch, the weatherman!
- The interview!
- Late Night with the White Stripes, tonight’s guest – Conan O’Brien! (from Said the Grammophone)