By Joshua Errett

Looks like our Dead Mouse Investigation Unit has solved another one. The dead mouse we all mourned on Monday was nothing more than a hoax. Resident mouse detective *Alice followed the mouse scenerio for four days, posting it all on Stillepost. She eventually peeped the very rubbery tail we see here. A rubbery tale indeed.
(Except the embarrassed neighbours, who could very well be Stillepost users, might have just replaced the dead mouse with a rubber one to throw us off. Did that not occur to you, dude?)