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Streeter: Three Golden Girls Play Ebert
Three old ladies walk out of the Saturday matinee of Junebug and immediately proceed to gather in a huddle to critique said film.
Old Lady 1: I found it very slow.
Old Lady 2: Yes, very slow. The pacing was soooo slow.
Old Lady 3: (In a very know-it-all manner, and obviously proud of what she is about to flummox her friends with) Yes, but ladies, you have to understand that it was slow because that was the pace at which they lived!
Old ladies one and two nod their heads, impressed by this insightful criticism.
And for the record, it was slow.





