Two ladies are chatting happily in the bathroom at the K'Naan show. One looks in the mirror while musing abstractly.
Girl in Gaucho Pants: Do you ever see people on the street and think, 'I'd like to talk to you,' and want to, like, invite them for tea or something.
Stall Girl: Yeah, totally, if I saw Gwyneth Paltrow on the street, I would definitely want to talk to her.
Girl in Gaucho Pants: Oh, uh, cool...
Stall Girl: Because she has interesting taste in the men she hangs out with.
Girl in Gaucho Pants: Oh, right.
Stall Girl: You know, like the Wilsons, they're funny.
Girl in Gaucho Pants: Can I admit something (in a crowded bathroom at a concert)? I think Owen Wilson is really cute.

hey i was at that concert too. what are guacho pants? guacho marx?
It's not a deep dark secret that Owen Wilson is really cute! It's not like she's admitting her dirty, dirty love for Jeremy Irons or Jeff Goldblum (not that I...hey look, a monkey!).
I can't see Owen Wilson doing a Cronenberg movie.
Jeff Goldblum isn't a bad looking guy. Heck neither is Jeremy Irons. Admitting that you have a thing for Lyle Lovett, now there's a deep dark secret....
Yes, it's no great embarrasment to reveal you think Owen is cute. And gaucho pants are those flowy calf-length things that every gal and her mother seem to be sporting these days.
i have a friend who looks like jeff goldblum. he likes to wear off-colour undershirts and sometimes wishes he was invisible. i can pass along his contact info if anyone's interested.