By Sarah Lazarovic

It took this S.U.V. about ten minutes to clear into this Kensington Market parking garage. The guy outside had to push the clearance bar up so that the fat ride could get through. Guess the driver didn’t stop to think that the clearance bar outside is indicative of the clearance heights inside the garage. It was funny for the first few minutes, but got tiresome quickly, as a crowd gathered to watch the monstermobile try to squeeze itself inside. Finally it got in, and someone told the driver he was stupid, screamed it out a window in fact. Can’t say we disagreed.