By Joshua Errett

This post will come in the form of a three-part question:
1. What function did K-Os attend last night?
2. After said occasion, how did he get home?
3. Briefly describe the manner in which he hailed a cab at the end of the night. What is the import such a move?
To answer one of the above questions is to answer them all. You see, the controller.controller CD release party at the Social was last night, and K-Os had to be there. On a truth table, that is considered a tautology. The symbolic equation reads as follows:
If and only if P -> Q
Where P = downtown musical event
and Q = K-Os attends
X-Amounts, the cause for the K-Os celebration and controller.controller’s first offishall full-length, served as a back drop for Mr Os to drink $3.50 pints and wear a leather jacket. When he hails his cabs, at least on this night, he puts two out-stretched hands in front of his face (facing outward, of course).