By Joshua Errett

Sexist! Excuse our male gaze and apologies to any mens’ rights activists that may be offended, but this is currently most leer-worthy front page in the city. Though we didn’t initially pick up the October 6 issue of European Reporter for the articles, it turns out there are some sexy (read: bizarre) stories to go along with the gratuitous cover scene. Voila:

The Danish airforce has has paid damages to one of the country’s many professional Santa Clauses after a blast from a low-flying fighter jet left Rudolph the reindeer lifeless, reports said.

Well, that’s not so much sexy as it is sad. But six million at Oktoberfest? That’s robust.