By Rachel

At the White Stripes show on Friday night at the Molson Amphitheatre:
Girl in the washroom: “I can’t get this toilet paper off my shoe!”
Friends: (laughing)
Girl in the washroom: “Can someone help me?”
Friends: (still laughing)
Girl in the washroom: “Guys?”
Friends: (completely silent)
Funny in a you-had-to-be-there sort of way. And the show was pretty good too.