By Sarah Lazarovic

TOist Ear EF sends us the following dispatch about Don McKellar’s less than stellar ride -
What Would Don Do?
Can somebody ask Don McKellar if his new bike is working ?
Canada’s favourite actor screenwriter know it all, was riding a very rickety half flat squeeky theft proof two wheeler, pure brown junk – as he careened through the intersection he was overheard saying to his cycling companion, “are you sure you have the tools to fix this thing”?
I sure hope he gets his chain oiled before his red carpet entrance at the festival – valet parking a two-wheel beater, or will he have a punk inspired moment and just lean up against a festival line up – daring passersby to steal it.