By Sarah Lazarovic

Two little kids, one older and wiser and bossier, are walking along Beatrice Street.
Big bossy kid: Listen, a security guard is not a cop!
Little one: But…
Big bossy kid: I’m telling you, security guards are not cops, they’re just security guards.
Little one: But how do you know. They look like cops…
Big bossy kid: My mom knows a lot of things, and she told me, she says security guards are not cops.
Little one: (still unsure) Okay…
Big bossy kid: Believe me, they’re not.