Rentacop Streeter

streeter.gifTwo little kids, one older and wiser and bossier, are walking along Beatrice Street.
Big bossy kid: Listen, a security guard is not a cop!
Little one: But...
Big bossy kid: I'm telling you, security guards are not cops, they're just security guards.
Little one: But how do you know. They look like cops...
Big bossy kid: My mom knows a lot of things, and she told me, she says security guards are not cops.
Little one: (still unsure) Okay...
Big bossy kid: Believe me, they're not.

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Must be trying to convince the little kid to do something terrible. Like killing a man, for instance.

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